Thursday, August 5, 2010

Nigerian Company Set on World Domination!!!

I know, sounds fake, but it's true!

There's this company named Glo, and it's every place you look. If you're in Lagos, all of the streetlights have banners for Glo. Everywhere. And if you look in the newspapers, it's everywhere. It has it's own line of internet modems. It even has it's own TV Show (called the GLO-BAM! Show). And if I told you what kind of company it is, you wouldn't believe me. It's a phone company! Unbelievable, right? And not only is it popular in Nigeria, it's popular all over Africa. I'm telling you, it's everywhere. Everything's sponsored by Glo, or working with Glo, or something in between. I mean, yeah, there are other phone companies like MTN, Zain, Etisalat, and Multilinks Telkom. MTN is the only one that was founded in Nigeria, if I remember right. The rest were probably made in South Africa. And the point is: Glo's trampling them. Crushing them to smudges on the wall. They have banners and stuff, but Glo has it's own TV Show. A TV Show! That most young adult Nigerians want to watch! It's crazy. I'm telling you, Glo is set on world domination. I warned you! If it ever happens, remember you heard about it from The Traveler first.

Signing off,
The Traveler

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