Thursday, August 25, 2011

Oriental Hotel?


We dropped off our aunt two days ago at the airport,

She’s back in America now. But while we were in Lagos, we had fun going to the mall and staying at the Oriental Hotel. Yeah, speaking of that; the Oriental Hotel most be going through some tougher times, because some of their services aren’t as good. The sushi tasted a little old this time, and the bags for take-away at their restaurant were plastic instead of the usual fabric. Don’t die out Oriental Hotel!

Signing off,
The Traveler

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DSTV Subscription Troubles


We’re having problems with our DSTV subscription,

I did a whole post about DSTV earlier, but I’ll put a short explanation here: DSTV is a TV subscription company that caters to Nigeria and other African countries. But man, have we had some problems with it! One time, we went to the DSTV HQ for Ife (our hometown in Nigeria), and we paid the bill and everything for a one-month description. ‘Oh yes, the DSTV subscription should activate in 15 minutes at the most!’ said the DSTV people there. One hour passed. Nothing happened. We called them: ‘beep…beep….beep…beep…’ nothing. The store had closed. It was Friday, and the store was closed on weekends. We had to wait two whole days to get our subscription trouble-shoot! If I go into detail here all of the problems we’ve had with re-activating our subscription with DSTV this post we’d be 2-miles long. But anyway…we’re here again. It’s not activating. We’re just getting an error message on our TV screen. *sigh*

Signing off,
The :( Traveler

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

An Ant Experiment


A few days ago I read a National Geographic article about ants,

They were focusing mainly on weaver ants; they’re reddish/biggish/toughish ants that cocoon-like colonies made of leaves in trees. They glue the leaves together using their larvae’s silk, and boy, are they strong! The article said that if the ants feel like they are under attack by something, they would spray this acid that would burn and make your nostrils feel like they’re on fire and everything. They are not to be messed with! They even showed a picture in the magazine of the tearing apart what looked like a soldier ant. Now, I’ve written whole posts about soldier ants in the past, so I’m not going to go into much detail about them here, but if you really want to know what they’re capable of, use the search box at the bottom of the blog page. But here’s the short explanation of them: soldier ants swarm in millions, soldier ants kill whole animals, and soldier ants got massive mandibles. Yeah, the pretty much sums them up. So anyway, for a few weaver ants to take down the big bad soldier ants sounded like a pretty crazy idea. But National Geographic had never steered me wrong before, so I thought, weeeell…maybe. I told my Dad what I had read, and he gave a big, fat N-O wright from the get-go. Turns out we actually have some weaver ants in our front yard. The good thing is that they’re not offensive like soldier ants, so they don’t usually bother us; the article in National Geographic just claims that they have a really wicked defense. Also, my Dad pointed out was it really a soldier ant that they were pulling apart in that picture in the article? I hadn’t thought about that, I mean, all ants do pretty much look the same. Conveniently, on that day when we were having the debate, our yard was being invaded by none other than soldier ants. So my Dad had an idea; we would take a small weaver ant colony from one of our trees, and place it in the middle of the soldier ant death highway. I thought that sounded cruel; how could these calm weaver ants do anything against soldier ants? So we finally compromised on bringing a few of the soldier ants to the weaver ants instead of the other way around. And here was the verdict: weaver ants can do A LOT against soldier ants. A LOT. Now before I describe the weaver/soldier battle, lemme explain that this situation would never, ever happen in nature. Soldier ants don’t climb trees. Usually. I think. And weaver ants definitely don’t go around looking for a fight with the big bad ant bullies. As far as I know. So there was no way at all for the weaver ants to have even known how to attack soldier ants, because they weren’t designed to do so. The soldier should be very happy that they aren’t. Veeery happy. The weaver ants creamed them. In seconds. They had strategy; the weaver ants saw that the soldier ants were just biting wildly, like my dog. So what they did was pick the soldier ants up by their mid-riff, and squeeze them to death with their mandibles. The soldier ants really didn’t have a chance to attack, actually; that’s how fast the fight ended. But then my Dad pointed out that the ones that the weaver ants were fighting were the smaller soldier ants, not the bigger ones born for battle. So we decided to go with the original idea and we snipped the colony off of it’s branch, and dropped it in the middle of the soldier ant swarm. And guess what? This time, it was a tie. When the big soldier ants came, the weaver ants saw the huge jaws up in front, saw they stayed a reasonably distance from that area, while ripping the legs off of the body. Weaver ants can think. I’m beginning to think that they’re smarter than some Homo Sapiens that I know. But the reason why it was a tie was because of this (this is the really interesting part): the soldier ants stopped attacking. Why? Because the weaver ants did not register as a threat and they didn’t register as food to the soldier ants. Crazy right? Well, it turns out that if the soldier ants do not see something as a potential food source they don’t try to rip it to pieces. And I can prove it too; the nurse weaver ants who were trying to escape with the babies were the ones who were getting the biggest onslaught by the soldier ant armies; baby ants are food I guess. We also put a wrench in the soil in the middle of the soldier ant army. They swarmed over it for a second or two, but then left it alone. But who would have one if the soldier ants did see the weaver ants as a threat and/or food? I would say the soldier ants; in the end, their masses would overwhelm the larger weaver ants, even if all they do is bite and rip. But if there weren’t as many of them, the weaver ants would be able to beat the soldier ants any day. They have much more of a better strategy. Not really the result that you guys were expecting, huh?

P.S: We got the two kittens, and my sisters named them Night and Harry Potter. One boy and one girl.

Signing off,
The Traveler

Friday, August 12, 2011

Shep's really excited today,

He's running all around like a crazy and is play biting like mad! Maybe something really happy happened to him or something, I don't know. I'm doing pretty well too. I'm just finishing organizing my room, because boy, is it a mess!

Signing off,
The Traveler

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Sluggish Speeds

I’m sick of Nigeria’s internet services,

Right now, I’m struggling just to get a 28 Megabyte program downloaded! We get happy when we get 40 KB per second, and we NEVER, EVER get anything above 70 KB. It’s sad and I’m tired of it. And I really need it to work too. That 28 Megabyte program that I’d mentioned is an isometric game engine for a video game that I’m trying to create; how can I make anything if I don’t even have the programs?

Signing off,
The Traveler

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Dark Clouds

It feels like it’s going to rain,

You can tell because the clouds are becoming super gray. Sometimes the gray is so dark and solid the trees look like they were Photoshopped into the scene. And then when it really rains…I sometimes think that we’re in a tropical hurricane!

Signing off,
The Traveler